i started something i couldn't finish

Jun 18

(Source: this-is-my-lust-for-life, via pxxn)

now-give-us-a-kiss:

rudywolfe:

radioactive-ketchup:

whitesakurazuka:

garnetvengeance:

ssginkgo:

Avengers’ reactions to being placed inside a cardboard box

Must be nighttime

Omg Hawkeye

fuckin’ hawkeye

Hawkeye kinda wins this one.
Jun 18

now-give-us-a-kiss:

rudywolfe:

radioactive-ketchup:

whitesakurazuka:

garnetvengeance:

ssginkgo:

Avengers’ reactions to being placed inside a cardboard box

Must be nighttime

Omg Hawkeye

fuckin’ hawkeye

Hawkeye kinda wins this one.

(via dean-winchesters-bitch)

"I am fully aware that there are times when I am too much of a high tide; When my jealous heart built from years of proving that I was worthy of unworthy people’s attention threatens to split us like a gene."

- Joshua Bennett - Plankton  (via justbjoe)

(via loveyourchaos)

Jun 18

assiest:

soy milk is spanish for ‘i am milk’

(via lionwhispers)

Jun 17

"Don’t be a ‘writer’. Be writing."

- William Faulkner (via alaindelons)

(Source: piecesoffanfiction, via cianfranced)

Jun 17
wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.
Jun 17

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies, via fruitandvegistheway)

Jun 16

(Source: kaylatricaso)

lifepale:

Beautiful. (L)
Jun 16

lifepale:

Beautiful. (L)

Jun 16

(Source: thesixpage)

Jun 16

(Source: harleypond, via jamestiiberiuskirk)

Jun 14

biacomcafe:

theravenandthesun:

HAHAHAHAHA!

If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.

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Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.

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Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.

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I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!

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Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…

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But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…

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HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-

(Source: serski, via myveryowndreamland)

Jun 14

(Source: livinterrupted, via livinterrupted)

"What if I told you I’m incapable of tolerating my own heart?"

- Virginia Woolf, from Night and Day (Duckworth, 1919)

(Source: seabois, via pilnock)

Jun 14

I spent the best time with my boyfriend last night. He makes me so happy, it’s just nice to have someone in your corner rooting for you, just trying to put a smile on your face.
He took me on 2 mini adventures last night, we had a blast. I don’t want him to go back to Texas though. He leaves Monday & then it’s a month until I go out to Houston for a week with him.
I never thought I’d do long distance & as much as it sucks I wouldn’t trade him for anything.
He is wonderful, attentive, smart, funny, attractive, he worships me & my body & honestly I have never had anyone treat me like this, it’s nice.
Wow, I just never expected to feel like this about someone again, but I’m glad I do.

Jun 14
Jun 14

(Source: leakymemes, via leakyhelp)