(Source: this-is-my-lust-for-life, via pxxn)
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Avengers’ reactions to being placed inside a cardboard box
Must be nighttime
Omg Hawkeye
fuckin’ hawkeye
Hawkeye kinda wins this one.
(via dean-winchesters-bitch)
"I am fully aware that there are times when I am too much of a high tide; When my jealous heart built from years of proving that I was worthy of unworthy people’s attention threatens to split us like a gene."
- Joshua Bennett - Plankton (via justbjoe)
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soy milk is spanish for ‘i am milk’
(via lionwhispers)
"Don’t be a ‘writer’. Be writing."
- William Faulkner (via alaindelons)
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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
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Beautiful. (L)
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HAHAHAHAHA!
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
(Source: serski, via myveryowndreamland)
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"What if I told you I’m incapable of tolerating my own heart?"
- Virginia Woolf, from Night and Day (Duckworth, 1919)
I spent the best time with my boyfriend last night. He makes me so happy, it’s just nice to have someone in your corner rooting for you, just trying to put a smile on your face.
He took me on 2 mini adventures last night, we had a blast. I don’t want him to go back to Texas though. He leaves Monday & then it’s a month until I go out to Houston for a week with him.
I never thought I’d do long distance & as much as it sucks I wouldn’t trade him for anything.
He is wonderful, attentive, smart, funny, attractive, he worships me & my body & honestly I have never had anyone treat me like this, it’s nice.
Wow, I just never expected to feel like this about someone again, but I’m glad I do.
(Source: leakymemes, via leakyhelp)